Score: 8

"Me review you bizzarro"

submission: Bizzaro Tom Episode 2

date: 2 hours ago

You is poor on drawing and animation: me give you 2/10, you improve before submit.
Idea, plot is 2/10 and me find it offensive and not funny, me no want to see nuns with huge boobs and sex jokes with jesus. Me not see your flashes and not see next flashes you submit.
Me give you 2/10 music, acappella superman and handjobs for jesus not fit with flash.

That why me give you bad rating.

Score: 9

"A very good game"

submission: Essentials Shooter

date: July 6, 2009

Nice and simple graphics, good playability, the upgrade system is well done and the weight and the possibility to draw your ship gave it a twist. The only weak point could be longevity: after a while you get tired of turning around ank kill everything in sight; if you could make a story mode with changing scenarios this could keep the game alive longer.
Plus after a while the game just doesn't give you any more power ups (not the temporary ones) and you are filled with crap you don't want and maybe cannot get what you really need (like the weight reducer, is it its name?).
Overall the game is wonderful and challenging, but when you fully upgraded your ship, then you just can go on kiling forever (I suicided after scoring 1.000.142).

Thanks for your game, it's 5/5 and 9/10

Score: 8

"A good start"

submission: Kitala The Pirate

date: June 19, 2009

This little flash is cute and shows some skill, I give you some hints because I think you have potential:

- drawings: you have your own style and it's nice, but you have to develop it a little further. Hands are "loaf like" and force you to add hints like "shaking". Try harder, I think you can do better than that. 6/10
- animation: simple but well done, the unconscious frame adds something funny to it. 9/10
- music/sounds: the music it's just perfect and fits the flash, on the other way there are no sounds and again you added hints for that. 7/10 as an average.
- plot/idea: a funny little story full of ideas, the yar sign instead od sos is wonderful, the pirate Pete makes me laugh, just a question: the treasure they trade is real or it's a pirate's trick? 10/10

Overall 8/10, I will wait for your next flash matey, marooned or not.