Score: 8

"Me review you bizzarro"

submission: Bizzaro Tom Episode 2

date: 2 hours ago

You is poor on drawing and animation: me give you 2/10, you improve before submit.
Idea, plot is 2/10 and me find it offensive and not funny, me no want to see nuns with huge boobs and sex jokes with jesus. Me not see your flashes and not see next flashes you submit.
Me give you 2/10 music, acappella superman and handjobs for jesus not fit with flash.

That why me give you bad rating.

Score: 9

"A very good game"

submission: Essentials Shooter

date: July 6, 2009

Nice and simple graphics, good playability, the upgrade system is well done and the weight and the possibility to draw your ship gave it a twist. The only weak point could be longevity: after a while you get tired of turning around ank kill everything in sight; if you could make a story mode with changing scenarios this could keep the game alive longer.
Plus after a while the game just doesn't give you any more power ups (not the temporary ones) and you are filled with crap you don't want and maybe cannot get what you really need (like the weight reducer, is it its name?).
Overall the game is wonderful and challenging, but when you fully upgraded your ship, then you just can go on kiling forever (I suicided after scoring 1.000.142).

Thanks for your game, it's 5/5 and 9/10

Score: 8

"A good start"

submission: Kitala The Pirate

date: June 19, 2009

This little flash is cute and shows some skill, I give you some hints because I think you have potential:

- drawings: you have your own style and it's nice, but you have to develop it a little further. Hands are "loaf like" and force you to add hints like "shaking". Try harder, I think you can do better than that. 6/10
- animation: simple but well done, the unconscious frame adds something funny to it. 9/10
- music/sounds: the music it's just perfect and fits the flash, on the other way there are no sounds and again you added hints for that. 7/10 as an average.
- plot/idea: a funny little story full of ideas, the yar sign instead od sos is wonderful, the pirate Pete makes me laugh, just a question: the treasure they trade is real or it's a pirate's trick? 10/10

Overall 8/10, I will wait for your next flash matey, marooned or not.

Score: 10

"A very good platform"

submission: Use Boxmen

date: June 18, 2009

A good idea well developed in a simple and pleasant way.
I loved your "pencil" graphics; the game is easy to play and tricky without being too hard.
Also I really liked the music, very relaxing.

That's 5/5 and 10/10

Score: 5

"Not your best effort"

submission: Doctor's Visit

date: April 26, 2009

I like your drawing style and animation, but I have to say this little animation lacks a real idea or some turning point.
Ok, some guy gets burned because of a bucket of lava, the doctor laughs at him until he dies, then he puts him into the medical waste and get hit by a madman...so what's really funny about the whole story?
Since I appreciated your previous animation and your comic I think you can do much better than that. Put one of your ideas into flash, not just your characters.

Score: 10

"Excellent game"

submission: Nevermore 3

date: March 26, 2009

This got my 5/5 and 10/10,

The graphic style is very peculiar, gameplay is simple, sceneries are not predictable and your puzzles are intresting.
What else can I say, I really enjoyed your creation, thanks for submitting such a fine game.

Score: 8

"A nice management game"

submission: Celebrity Pedigree

date: March 21, 2009

Nice graphics, a funny idea and good playability make this little game fun to play.

The music is quite relaxing, but the dogs' sounds become annoying after a while (mainly the breeding sounds).

Just a hint for those who are runnig out of money: did you notice that bark obama can be bought at 30.000 and immediately sold at 36.000? And you can do this long as you want.
Got no money? Obama is the answer!

Score: 7

"Nice game, some improvements needed"

submission: Whiflash

date: December 28, 2008

A nice little rpg game, I really liked it but somehow I got tired pretty fast, here's some hints to improve:

Make the flail easier to control: after a while whipping around with your mouse you wish you had some kinda sword instead. Otherwise I adored the looting (auto-collect is awesome). So I guess a 6/10 playability is a fair score.

Sounds: simple but really fits, you can add some more or some music. 7/10.

Graphics are quite simple but I adore the arcade feeling of it, so it's 8/10.

Overall 7/10, you didn't waste your time making a nice little game, try to expand it, work a bit on flail control system (or I'll ask Santa a new wrist), add some sound-music if you wish and please work on a save and load option.
Keep up the good job.

Score: 10

"That's really catchy!"

submission: Zilch

date: November 5, 2008

Simple to learn and play, I had something like 20 games in a row and I had a stop just to write this review!

Wonderful little game, perfect graphics (you saved the pen and paper feeling), and the awards make it even more intresting (and make you try to play in a weird way to get some prize you're missing: next time I'll zilch all the time on purpose!!).

I wish this gets frontpaged, it really shows that ideas still make the difference in a game, that's why you deserve my 5/5 and 10/10.

...by the way, I think I will teach this game to my friends and try to get back this game to real life dice action...

Score: 6

"Space inveders to the bone"

submission: 1 Kilobyte Challenge!!

date: October 1, 2008

A space invaders game in one kb? You proved it's possible and that's quite a challenge!

So you get my 10/10 for the idea;
5/10 for graphics, there's space for improving (all the black space I'll say);
3/10 for longevity, because you get tired of the game pretty fast;

Try to slow down the enemies and make they fire deadly shots or maybe ad some kid of power up, this could make it more challenging: for the moment I think a 6/10 it's a fair rate.